Friday, May 7, 2004
My new fav Pro Wrestler is none other than Rico.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Rico's 'finishing' move is called (smile) "Sudden Impact" Need I say more?
It also looks like a recent match was too hot to handle for our neighbors across the border in Canada, that place that SNOW kid is from.
Anyway, in a recent match against Charlie Haas my man Rico used the following moves: Look Him Up and Down, Double Ass Rub, Ride 'Em Cowboy, Wedgie, Double Ass Grab, Full Smooch, and the unbeatable Pink G-String Revelation.
To top it all off, he keeps on winning, so until his well-tanned shoulders are pinned for a 'three count', eat your hear out, Roland Barthes!