Thursday, May 27, 2004

'lowercase' gossip column 

There's been another sighting of that rarest of musical avians, Tujiko Noriko this week. Our inside source claims to have observed the plaintive songbird in Italy this week in a state of ...extreme imbibition, and reports, quote, "Tujiko Noriko was so drunk and fucked up. She is a real junky...She is now gel's (a.k.a. Dorine Muraille) girlfriend." How long before this new love interest flys the coop? Only time, and a future installment of this column will tell. Until then, stay tuned...

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