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Henceforth, let it be known that on Mon, Feb. the 9th 2004, Robert K. Duckworth had confered upon him the highly coveted Medal from Mankind for his selfless journalistic efforts in laptop music as illustrated in his recent transcription/translation of the now infamous Tujiko Noriko RADIO broadcast. The award ceremony took place in cyberspace, between Berlin's Karl Marx allie and Tokyo's Nakameguro. Presenting the award was none other than Momus, he himself a previous recipient of this award for his stunning essays on (among other things) Japanese culture. Speaking on behalf of humanity itself, Mr. Currie uttered the following accolades. "By the way, that Tujiko Noriko interview translation is a service to mankind. Mankind thanks you, Duckworth!" Mr. Duckworth's subsequent acceptance speech was unfortunately incomprehensible due the 一杯機嫌 he was enjoying as a result of having imbibed a wee bit too much absinthe. After the debacle, Jean Snow was seen helping the man of the hour into a taxi for a descreet getaway.