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They call drinking deep, dyeing scarlet; and when you breathe in your watering, they cry 'hem!' and bid you play it off. To conclude, I am so good a proficient in one quarter of an hour, that I can drink with any tinker in his own language during my life.

Prince Henry in The First part of King Henry the Fourth (SCENE IV. The Boar's-Head Tavern, Eastcheap)