GlitchSlapTko

I'm not exactly a single malt beginner, but I still found this site very useful. Oh, my picks of the month are Bowmore and Balvenie DoubleWood 12 year.

1. If we could somehow resurrect Elvis (that is, assuming he's really dead)...

and attach Atau's Magic Hand Thingamajig...

to The King's pelvis in order to trigger soundfiles...

Kim 'I'm too sexy for Gestural Theater' Cascone would be a few quick gyrations away from unemployment!

2. Does anyone else out there think that this guy...

Looks like the beefcake 2000 version of this guy? (I WISH this was my idea. Check this comment for the credit!)


3. If this philosophical fellow...

were in Tokyo tonight, would he...

a) go shopping and paint the town pink with the 'Universal Symbol of the Brand' or would he...

b) put a gun in his mouth and paint the town red?

記号論の観点からテクノイズ・マテリアリズムを再読中。

In case you were wondering, Kim Jong Il is SOOO cool. Just how cool is he? Well, my research shows that he as AT LEAST as cool as...wait for it...MC HAMMER.



Naturally, they are both good at pumping up the crowd. But there is a lot more than that. As you can see from this pic, DJ ILL has very, VERY fly shades just like HAMMER. You can't touch this!



Also, MC Kim's pearly-whites are all in a row. He and HAMMER have that in common too.



Yeah, and I think both of them are using the FLOWBEE to cut their hair, cuz their blades are just plain KICKIN', right? Too legit... Too legit to quit!

On top of that (and here's where things get a little freaky), the Lil'Kim puppet from TEAM AMERICA...



...looks strikingly similar like the MC HAMMER doll from back in the day.



It is also interesting to note that MC HAMMER was featured in TIME MAGAZINE about 15 years ago for, among other things, busting killer moves. This week, KJI-ONE is featured in TIME ASIA for...well...busting killing moves. In fact, he about to break em off somethin Proper!



Finally, MC HAMMER, after declaring bankruptcy in 1997, publicly announced that he would take responsibility for his past actions and from now on would use his musical talents, such as they are, to praise God and emphasize traditional family values. So in the end he became a Mjollnir incarnate by learning to say "YES" to the man upstairs.



But it looks like MIXMASTER KIM JONG IL went the other way. After also declaring bankruptcy for his country, he is seeking aid from Japan thru nuclear coercion. Now, in an effort to reform, he is at least using his political talents, such as they are, by learning to say "NO" to the devil. Hey, let's get it started! Now if we could just get him to drape himself in some bling-bling, all would be right with the world...

Peace,

GlitchSlapTko

P.S. We got to pray just to make it today!

Is it scientifically productive to read McLuhan? An embarrassing problem, because you have to take care not to liquidate in the name of academic common sense someone who writes the Canticle of Sister Electricity. How much fertility is concealed behind this perpetual intellectual erection?

The popular success of his thought is due to this very technique of nondefinition of terms and to that cogito-interruptus logic that has given such cheap celebrity also to the Apocalyptics...In this sence McLuhan is right: Gutenbergian man is dead, and the reader seeks in the book a message at low definition, in which to find hallucinatory immersion. At this point isn't it better to watch television?

That television is better than Sedlmayr is beyond any doubt. With McLuhan, things are different. Even when they are merchandised in a jumble, good and bad together, ideas summon other ideas, if only to be refuted. Read McLuhan; but then try to tell your friends what he says. Then you will be forced to choose a sequence, and you will emerge from the hallucination.

From Umberto Eco's 1967 essay "Cogito Interruptus"

Marx: So what do you think about the new webpage design?

Engles: I dunno, pretty cool I guess.

Marx: Yeah, I like the 'daring' color scheme and all.

Engles: Word.

Marx: But you know...

Engles: Hummm?

Marx: I feel like something's missing?

Engles: What one earth could be missing? Kid's pretty much got all his bases covered.

Marx: No, that's not what I mean.

Engles: Then what DO you mean?

Marx: For some reason, I think an "Add to shopping cart" button seems to be implied from the overall aesthetic of the webpage.

Engles: Oh, good. I wasn't the only one that was thinking it!

Marx: No, no. I was SO feelin' you on that one, player!

Engles: Yeah, let's go get some マッコリ.

Marx: Now you're talkin'...

(and so on and so forth)

What Vice Magazine really needs to publish is a handy-dandy guide on the different ways in which folks who don't 'get' Vice can get it, got it? After that should naturally follow an issue explaining why the folks at Vice think that the folks over here in Japan MUST get it...even if they actually get it or not. I mean, these very American cultural identity/teenage angst problems are めんこい and all, but I mean, come on! Some how I get the feeling that swallowing this much of hyper-real America (a la Umberto Eco) is gonna hurt us a whole lot more than it's gonna hurt them. But hey, isn't that what hierarchies are for?

Hi there D o u g l a s A. M a r t i n.

A year ago today (more or less) on glitchslaptko

A few weeks ago, I was doing some shopping in Shibuya when I was suddenly approached by a stylish young Japanese girl [insert joke here] with a camera. She asked if she could take my picture. A little wary, I said sure, if she would tell just me why she wanted MY picture. She smiled, gave me her card, and said in broken English that she was a photographer for FRUITS. She used a lot of Japanese superlatives while telling me that she was into my fashion (don't ask what I was wearing, but I'll at least tell you I was very 'festive'), and wanted to photograph me for their upcoming issue on Tokyo mens's fashion. I was flattered, elated in fact, and told her that she was quite welcome to do as she pleased. She wound up taking about 5 or 6 shots (head, body, lower-body, tead-to-toe, etc.) and then asked me a few questions. The questions were as follows: What's your name? What do you do? What brands are you wearing today? What is your favorite part of Tokyo? What do you think is cool in Tokyo? And so forth. I answered as best I could. Shee thanked me, gave me her keitai email address, and was on her way. I ran into her again the following week on the streek after I was coming out of the movie Pacchigi. She had just gotten back from a shoot in LA. I hope she ran into Brad while she was there. Anyway, drinks are on for next week. My pic - if selected by the editor - will be in their next issue. All is lost.

Doubt is a very large component of my mundane, internal dialogue. I've resolved to, from time to time, use these pages to construct a grandstand for the observation of this open-mind(ed) auto-triage. Sorry, but I've no hard and fast answers at this point, only soft and slow ones to foist on you. My cup runneth over...



1. The myth of 'real-time' music

There are two aspects to consider here:

a) the technical, programming side - At the moment I'm not addressing this
b) the theatric, performative side - This has been picked apart by so well by so many people. I'll just add my two-cents worth here.

A scene from the Wizard of Oz comes to mind. Humor me by reading it, OK?
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OZ'S VOICE
Do not arouse the wrath....

MCU -- Toto at Dorothy's feet -- CAMERA PANS right with him as he runs to
a curtain that hangs near the throne steps --

OZ'S VOICE
...of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said --
come back tomorrow!

MS -- The Four -- Dorothy speaks as she looks o.s. to right f.g. -- CAMERA
PULLS back to right to enter the curtain where Toto ran in the b.g. -- it
shakes as Toto starts to pull it back --

DOROTHY
If you were really great and powerful,
you'd keep your promises!

OZ'S VOICE
Do you presume to criticize the....

MLS -- Toto pulls back the curtain to reveal the Wizard at the controls of
the throne apparatus -- his back to the camera

OZ'S VOICE
...Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures!

MLS -- The Four react with fear -- Scarecrow looks o.s. to right -- points
for Dorothy --

OZ'S VOICE
Think yourselves lucky that I'm....

LS -- Shooting past the Four at left to the Wizard at the controls of the
throne apparatus -- the Four react as they see him after Dorothy calls
their attention to him --

OZ'S VOICE
...giving you audience tomorrow, instead
of....

MS -- The Wizard at the controls -- his back to camera -- he speaks into
the microphone -- he turns, looks o.s. to f.g. and sees that the curtain
is gone -- reacts and turns back to the controls --

OZ'S VOICE
...twenty years from now. Oh -- oh oh!
The Great Oz has spoken! Oh -- Oh ---....

LS -- Shooting past the Four at left to the Wizard as he pulls back the
curtain --

OZ'S VOICE
... Oh .... Oh ....

MS - The Wizard peers out from behind the curtain -

MS - Tin Man, Lion, Dorothy and Scarecrow react as they look at the Wizard
o.s. to right - Dorothy speaks

DOROTHY
Who are you?

MCU - The Wizard peering out from curtain - he ducks back out of sight and
his voice booms out again -

OZ'S VOICE
Oh - I - Pay no....

LS -- Shooting past the Four at left to the Curtain in b.g. -- Dorothy
goes over to it and starts to pull it aside --

OZ'S VOICE
...attention to that man behind the curtain.
Go - before I lose my temper! The Great and
Powerful ---....

MCS -- Dorothy pulls back the curtain to reveal the Wizard at the controls
-- he reacts as he sees Dorothy -- Dorothy questions him -- the Wizard
starts to speak into the microphone -- then turns weakly back to Dorothy --
CAMERA PULLS back slightly as the Lion, Scarecrow and Tin Man enter and
stand behind Dorothy --

OZ'S VOICE
... -- Oz -- has spoken!

DOROTHY
Who are you?

OZ'S VOICE
Well, I -- I -- I am the Great and Powerful
-- Wizard of Oz.

DOROTHY
You are?

WIZARD
Uhhhh -- yes...

DOROTHY
I don't believe you!

WIZARD
No, I'm afraid it's true. There's no other
Wizard except me.

MCS -- Dorothy and her three friends react -- Camera shooting past the
Wizard at left -- the Scarecrow and Lion speak angrily --

SCARECROW
You humbug!

LION
Yeah!

CS -- Wizard -- shooting past Dorothy, the Lion and Scarecrow -- the
Wizard speaks --

WIZARD
Yes-s-s -- that...that's exactly so. I'm
a humbug!

DOROTHY
Oh ....

MCU -- Dorothy -- Tin Man and Scarecrow behind her --

DOROTHY
...you're a very bad man!

MCU -- The Wizard reacts, speaks humbly --

WIZARD
Oh, no, my dear -- I'm -- I'm a very good
man. I'm just a very bad Wizard.
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...and so on and so forth. Naturally folks like HYPO have gone a long way towards exploding this situation.



2. What kind of music would Webern make if he had to make music with a sampler? I think Roddy Schrock, to name one person I know, will really 'get' what I'm pondering here. (Note for the layperson: Webern's works are terse, and through-composed...in other words, repetiton is minimised.) Another way to phrase this question would be - Why does the technique of sampling seem to be pre-bundled with the concept of multiple repetitions? I propose whoever UN-BUNDLES them will be making a very interesting kind of music. I have a few folks in mind...



3. Getting to the bottom of why Cage so opposed to improvisation in music. We all know that even that the interpersonally Nerf-esque Cage hated two things: vibraphones and improvisation. Well obviously there are PLENTY of reason to hate vibraphones, but why improv? This is a very long and complex issue (aren't they all?), and I really need to speak with Tadashi Usami on this one before I write something I'll wind up regretting in the morning. Suffice it to say that the Cageian modus operandi, in one way or another, was the original pre-digital, pre-algorithmic 'shuffle mode'...Boy, now I'm REALLY in trouble!

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Go here to get the skinny on the best/worst gangsta rap track to come out of Tokyo in a while...You down with OTA?!? 23-Ku de ichiban oki ze!!!

Too busy multiplying love to come up with a sure-fire love letter? I know I am. Those busy bees out there will be buzzing when they read about this time-saving service...go here to learn out how to write a (super cheesy) Valentine Day letter in Japanese to your co-worker. This form letter was actually taken from the Japanese Postal Service webpage under the 'letter-writing examples' section. Go figure! Anyway, don't worry about the cheese-factor. It seems to work wonders over here...

Would that it be at least sometimes things could be chalked up to serendipity and not fate, but I feel that Marxy and I are indeed star-crossed as of late, at least as far as our socio-political interests are concerned. I was in the middle of indulging in a little musical time-trip back to the year in 1983 with the WAR album by U2 (that's right folks, 22 years ago) when I happened to read the newest neomarxism on the Japanese revolutionary spirit of the 60s lacking a certian je ne sais quoi, nach! I naturally concur. I also see that this is a hard one to triangulate, so the best thing to do might be to enlarge the scope of the conversation a bit, by admitting that almost NONE of the post-WWII student revolutionary movements outside America had a lasting POLICITAL effect. The resonance was mainly sustained in circles of Radical Philosophy (in Paris, Tokyo, and other places). Hey, at least Che is having the last laugh up in rebel heaven (hell?) with his recent stardom in the western cinema, right? In any event, since this is way too long to pass as a neighborly comment on the current thread over on David's blog, I'm posting it here on my blog...mostly for David, but I imagine that there will be a few other people out there who will be looking over our shoulders. Of course fewer still may comment...Anyway, looking forward to taking these and other issues on with you next time over a neat glass of Aberlour, David. By the way, have you seen Pacchigi, yet?
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In discussing the direction modern society should take, some people propose the ideal of socialism and others the ideal of the welfare state, but these two are actually one and the same. At the extremity of freedom is the fatigue and boredom of a welfare state; needless to say, at the extremity of a socialist state there is suppression on freedom. With one part of his heart man supports grand social "visions", but then while he proceeds one step at a time, as soon as the ideal seems attainable he becomes bored with it. Each and everyone of us hides within his subconscious mind deep, blind impulses.

These are the dynamic expression of the contradictions filling one's life from moment to moment, a manifestation that has essentially nothing to do with social ideals for the future. In youth these are manifested in their boldest, sharpest form. Moreover, such blind impulses appear in dramatic opposition, even in confrontation with one another. Youth possesses the impulse to resist and the impulse to surrender, in equal measure. One might redefine these as the impulse to be free and the impulse to die. The manifestation of these impulses, no matter how political the form it assumes, is like an electric current that results from a difference in electrical charge - in other words, from the fundamental contractions of human existence...

I believe that the battle over the renewal of the American Security Treaty is one instance of extreme difference in electrical charge. The Security Treaty struggle was politically complex, and the young people who participated in it were simply seeking a cause for which they would be willing to lay down their lives. They were not necessarily goverened by ideology, and their conduct was not founded on their own reading of the text of the Security Treaty. They were trying to satisfy both their inner drives, the drives for resistance and death.

The frustration that followed the failure of the anti-Security Treaty demonstrations was even worse, however. Those who had participated were made to realize that the political movement to which they had devoted themselves was a sort of fiction, that death does not transcend reality, that political achievements provide no satisfaction, that the energy of all their actions had been in vain. Once again the youth in modern Japan received the crushing sentance, "The cause for which you died was not worthwhile."

- Excerpts from Mishima's "Hagakure Nyumon"
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And it's true we are immune,
When fact is fiction and T.V. is reality,
And today the millions cry,
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die.
The real battle just begun...

- Lyrics from U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday

1. Guide to paying for sex in Japan written by a non-Japanese guy who has never paid for sex in Japan and can't speak Japanese

The blurb: "I invented the Factman character as an amusing cypher for Google [since actually knowing these kind of details from experience isn't cool]; no way could this have been a first-person tale or even investigative journalism. I've never frequented commercial sex establishments in Japan or anywhere else. I've never paid for sex [and therefore I'm a winner]." - Momus

The verdict: Not worth the paper it isn't printed on.

The rant: Hyper-consumers the world over seem to have a soft spot for Googling-dependant 'meta' guides like this in which mostly third person information is arranged in a dazzling, non-experiential array. Why? How can we seethe with jealosy if the guy doing the reporting has never once ventured into the land of milk and honey himself? Very slick. In cases like this, internal dialogues go something like..."Dammit, I wish I'D DONE THAT! But hey, he hasn't either, so at least I can NOT loathe him, right?" Actually, another webpage that deals mostly with third-person cynosure comes to mind, but I've already said what I have to say on it here.



2. Guide to paying for sex in Japan written by several guys (both Japanese and non-Japanese) who have paid for sex innumerable times in the (gasp!) vulgar tongue

The blurb: "The winner at adult service scene wins at love scene, too!" - Japan Pink Salon Research Institute

The verdict: 極楽、極楽！

The rant: What's to blab on about? Spend the day enjoying this very real, first-person sexual-shooter of a site (there are articles with titillating titles like "The empirical analysis about the price formation in the Adult service industry" and "19.19kHz sexual desire resonance effect at the adult service in West-Japan area") and then fly your sorry ass over to Japan and give it a try yourself! Heck, some places even offer 学割!

1. NEET sub-culture eclipses 負け犬
2. Big jump in 痴漢 on Japanese trains
3. Article 9 issue very hot
4. Recent article in Asahi Shinbun about 'Paris Sickness' among women
5. Death penalty is not only legal in Japan, the information as to who is put to death, how, and how many is kept secret by the Japanese govt. (!!!)

David,
Thanks for a good night of conversation and drinks, nigga. Next time, the single malt is totally on you, kiddo! Anyway, in case anyone was wondering, the main thing that is wonderfully fucked up about David's new release (other than the fact that he and I figured out all the things we need to do in order to have a totally sober aesthetic) is the fact that this puppy isn't a second longer than the average American attention span for a pop album (i.e. it is around 20 min. long). I hope that you enjoy it as much as I did/do!

省略

（If you soggy tongues out there have that much love for me, why bother reading this blog in the first place? Geeez...)

Kiss and a half to the Geba crew!!! Marxy 4 Ever!!!

Word-and-a-half X 2,

Robert

P.S. 省略

最近、何と無く三輪明宏の鵺的存在にぞっこん。

Surely even Momus must have (ages ago) reached that ticklish crux at which the frenetic level of engery that is required to perform back-to-back genuflective cultural apologetics as may be found in his recent Staying Foreign in Japan and The Japanese [and I] are Almost Japanese (both pennings are apparently part of a long-range, clandestine effort to maintain his own 'situatedness' - a gemütlichkeit-rich ensconcement well to the left on the 'uncanny valley') becomes LESS than the level of energy that would actually be required to make the effort to increase his xenomorphic verisimilitude by LEARING (as opposed his recent obsession with 'unlearning' Japan), and thus make incremental progress out of the valley...of the shadow of cultural death. Won't the most radical form of ostranenie be found somewhere nearer to the 'almost fully Japanese' section of the continuum than not? On your quest for true otherness, fear not, Nick!

"...I became aware that what one hears in music is only an excerpt, what I call a window, in an unlimited time. So my work has in the beginning started with processes...where you have a very definied beginning, but the beginning is always in the extremes, and one feels it could have begun somewhere else. For example I start in the extreme piano octaves, and I have sometimes said - and I feel it when I compose - that the notes come from outside of the piano and fall for the first time into the highest and then in the lowest octave and vice versa, and then one by one 'occupy' the piano until they reach the middle and then they go away again towards the end and they go into the beyond. They transcend the piano."

- Stockhausen on his Process Music (My transcription of a taped interview I recently came across.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, -My task tonight is an honour rather than a duty, for I am sure that I am generally envied for being chosen to propose to the health of Jane Doe on her twenty-first-birthday. My only qualification is that I have had the privilege of whishing her many happy returns on most of her other birthdays. I can even remember her first birthday, when I took her in my arms, and later occasions when she sat on my knee. You will, I am sure, appreciate that I recall these things rather wistfully, for I am unlikely to get any further opportunities of this nature.

I have watched Jane Doe grow up. I have seen childish prettiness give way to womanly beauty; I have seen good nature broaden into charm. To me she has always been sweet and lovable, and I am sure she will remain the same for the rest of her life. Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you to join me in drinking the health of Jane Doe and wishing her many happy returns of her twenty-first birthday.

Enjoying putting on some of my CDs by The Black Swan Network.

Ladies and Gentlemen - It is my very pleasant duty to propose the heath of John Doe on reaching his majority. I will not use the expression "coming of age," for frankly, I dislike it. If age comes at twenty-one, then I must have died years ago. And how can you think of age when you look at our young friend? To me he represents the coming of youth. He is old only in the sense that he has now reached the age when most people stop wanting to be older. Happily he has a good many years to enjoy before he will reach the age when he will start to want to be younger.

Some people never grow up, and others are old for their age; I hope John will take it as a compliment when I express the opinion that he seems to me to be absolutely twenty-one in every respect. I am not going to embarrass him by reciting a catalogue of his many fine qualities, nor am I going to bore him with the advice of an older man, which he would probably ignore anyway. I think it was Somerset Maugham who said that there is a sort of conspiracy among older folks to pretend that they are wiser than younger folks, and the younger folks do not rumble it until they themselves have got older - and then, of course, it pays them to join in the conspiracy, so that it goes on for ever.

I am sure that John Doe will live a happy, successful and useful life, for he has all the qualities necessary for this enviable trinity. So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you this toast. To our good friend John Doe.

"For he's a jolly good fellow, etc."

Fuck the mainstream media, but...

Law of the Land. The administration of Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumiand his ruling Liberal Democratic Party has placed revision of the 58-year-oldJapanese Constitution squarely in the center of the political agenda, reportsTokyo Bureau Chief Christian Caryl. In its own quiet way, this most risk-averse of countries is transforming itself into a laboratory for potentiallyfar-reaching political change as the country gears up for a national conversation about their country's basic law.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6885060/site/newsweek/

Although sometimes I think there might be a dwarf who speaks backwards in the penthouse of their main building in Yoyoji (very close, by the way, to OFF SITE), here's my favorite webpage of the week, which features flash versions of Japanese 昔話 by the kind folks at Docomo. This page (a related site) is also worth checking out for loads of (dead) cultural goodies.

Just added David to the PEOPLE section.

01. David Sylvian - The Only Daughter (The Blemish Remixes)
02. Keiichiro Shibuya - ATAK000
03. M83 - Before the Dawn Heals Us
04. Hausmeister - Look at Me Now
05. Le Voyage Abstrait - Raphael Marionneau
06. BRAUN (and the mob) - As the Veneer of Dumbness Starts to Fade...
07. Montag - Alone, Not Alone
08. DACM: Stereotypie (Tujiko Noriko and Peter Rehberg)
09. Styrofoam - Nothing's Lost
10. Qua - Painting Monsters On Clouds

This album...

...and track number 15 ("World Music") on this album...

...have nothing in common, you say? Ok...then you can just go back to sleep.

A slightly different perspective on Hokkaido onsen.

Used book stores in Japan yeild amazing things, and not only once in a blue moon! Just picked up this one by Kirk Read (good name for a writer) at Caravan Books in Ikebukuro, one of the better shoppes in Tokyo. I finally think I've found the key to figuring out why I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. By the way, how many fingers is it 'normal' to snap with? I use two...

There are a few items that have been left cluttering the desktop of my tiny brain recently, and since I'm low on memory, I'll try to clean things up here.

1. Word of the Day: Ottosei is the Ainu word for (fur) seal, right? Thanks Marxy, and the (10 year) Laphroaig is on me next time.
2. If Roddy where here right now, I'd make Kahlua Milks for the two of us. We'd sip them while listening to Satie. Naturally I'd give him the best seat in the house, my couch.
3. Pretension of the Week: Momus (indirectly) compares himself with Arafat (peace be upon him) in a recent, apologetics-loaded essay titled 'Staying foreign in Japan'. The essay is more or less an attempt to intellectualize the Momusian 'linguistically impaired, randy field reporter does live expose on Japanese culture while under the LSD like effects of ostranenie' shtick. Apparently they both have procrastination in common, natch!
4. Commonalities between Sei Shonagon and Henry David Thoreau regarding a love of Nature.
5. I think that Japanese game you were watching was mah-jongg, which is, by the way, my favorite game, since it is a perfect balance of logic/strategy and chance/serendipity. The world champion is, incidentally, a young Japanese girl in her early 20s. She has been playing less than 5 years.
6. Grammatical issues in JSL (Japanese Sign Language), which I'm currently studying.
7. Tracing the seminal works of Classical Chinese Literature and their influence on medieval Japanese Literature. I'm presently somewhere around the Manyo-Shu working may way up, with a foray or two into Heian Literature.
8. What bird it the most poetic one of them all in ancient Japanese literature?
9. NGO's in Japan.
10. Getting my new CD to everyone who asked for one.
11. Get one of the new, improved G4s that just came out. Remind self to never buy a non-final-revision computer again.
12. Visit Scotland and the Laphroaig factory.
13. Alexandre Koj竣e and his seminal lecture on Hegel. (Georges Bataille, Maurice Merleau-Ponty, Andre Breton, Jean-Paul Sartre, Jacques Lacan and Raymond Aron were all attending.)
14. Japanese Horror films and why they are so good.
15. Playing with my new Newton Message Pad (MP130). Thanks Ei-Ichi!!!

Ahhh...that feels better.

I'd like to say a very special thanks to all the people in the U.S. EST zone who read this blog (you know who you aren't)! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Recently I read somewhere someone asking: "Can you get an irony headache?" Apparently so. That is to say, everyone seems capable of getting one except the person who wrote this article...See, the irony of the week is that this brilliant text appears next to this article and this one as well on the same webpage. Hummm...I guess he can just add these two items to the growing list of problems that Japan doesn't have!